grandfather greets, holiday style

Music: Boingo: Boingo (1994)

"Wooooweee! Looka-choo. You're gonna be big like your papa."

"May-be, may-be."

"How much you weigh Josh?"

"I hover around 190, I guess. I'd like to drop down to what I weighed before I quit smoking, but, it's hard."

"You need to lose about twen-five pounds or so. You know I used ta weigh about 250 pounds. 'Called me the 'Round Man."

"You look too thin, papa."

"'bout 140. Last summer I was down to 175. Can't keep my pants up. Where's your girlfriend---no, where's your wife? What's wrong with you? You should have been long married by now."

"I've decided I prefer boys."

"No shit you ain't. [stands up] There ain't n'er been a Gunn like that, and there ain't gonna be. I'll go out back a get a stick and beat your goddamn ass!"