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Music: David Dondero: "Living and the Dead" (n.d.)

I'm visiting with beloved friends in Queens and we are a gossipin'. Though I'm a gossip, I'm afraid I'm out of the loop the longer I settle into my gainfully employed bean-bag. My friends are not quite settled into their aluminum, new-job chairs. So we have some questions:

• Who took the Vanderbilt job?
• Who took University of Georgia job?
• Who got hired at Iowa (more than one person)?
• Who got the Illinois-Chicago job?
• Does anyone want a glass white wine?

Please reply in the comment section (you can use an alias and I've enabled you to put in a fake email address). Or you can email me directly. I'll do my part and spread the gossip.