name that gnome

Music: American Idol Today I finally scored me some gnomes for my patio garden. That's right, I got me some gnomes and they were not overpriced. I also picked up a bubbling fountain thing of the Virgin of Guadalupe. And an antique rose bush, which I'll plant tomorrow. In any event, these lovely gnomes are nameless, and I need to name them to ensure they properly guard my treasures (mostly grocery bags of plastic Mardi Gras beads). Here's some close ups (clicking on the image gives you a bigger one):

This little guy is happy. He has an apple. But that's not why he's happy. He's happy cause he just scored a basket of psychedelic shrooms, which will help to make his apple more originally and singularly sinful. Ms. Kay next door says that mushrooms are lucky, and that's why he has them. But I really think that he's headin' home to his sweetheart, and they're going to trip their little gonads off. What shall I name him? Albert? Timothy? Terence?

I knew when I spotted this guy at Howard's Nursery in their statuary section he was coming home with me. Unlike the other gnome, this guy is waaay frustrated. He's trying to tap a beer keg, empty mug in hand. He's not used to such resistance from a beer keg, as his little pot belly shows. Heck, he has a beard and long hair . . . oh, god. It's my avatar gnome. Anyway, I don't want to name him after me (Wendy says that "Josh Junior" is reserved for a more talkative gnome). I thought Dispirited Dude or Dispiradude might work, but then, it doesn’t. Lenny? Bocephus? Bucky?