jokes about nepalese villages mostly involve goats

Music: Seefeel: quique (1993)

Today’s sermon was about the dog who brought back the explosives his master threw having forgotten the nature of dogs. This story must be referencing young Pakistanis who confirm Bin Laden is a CIA creation. By nature of dogs, I mean due process.

Which part of any of the white supremacist documentaries you’ve ever seen did you enjoy the most? For me, it was when the guy found a woman to love and she took him to the beach and said, Look, all these people are having fun and no one has guns strapped to themselves.

I wear a sleep vest. I’m a SWM, 46, who knows there’s a store with a backdoor that leads to a beauty salon. The store sells patterns for ponchos, sweater dresses, and candles—Burda, Butterick, and Ocean Theme; I can take you there. One time I watched a young girl at the store knock two candles together. I question the actual contact point of the candles now, but I’ll be more observant with you.

Do you feel the entropy? More about me: The bowling champion featured at Midway Lanes who’s holding his jacket on his back with one upturned finger knows that jokes about Nepalese villages mostly involve goats. The jokes are cheap and stupid in my opinion, but I’d whisper in your ear: Nescient. That bowler is I.

Do you know that Lammastide, a time from late July to early August, is when witch weddings usually take place? This, among other things, makes royal and political weddings very curious. Also? Hillary Clinton decorated her Christmas tree with Black Magick symbols.

Let’s get it over with and watch a movie about Mexican masked wrestlers fighting monsters. I’ll take you to the theater and pay for the movie with dimes I store in my shoe. My grandpa did that for my grandma during the depression, so you’ll know I’m being romantic.